I also planned to reveal the winner of the Freezer Challenge contest I made last month. If anyone had something in their freezer older than October 2008, they'd win a mini comic or chance to write their own Daily Misfortune. The winner, Patrick O'Spiderski, of Miami FL, had a Lean Cuisine in his freezer from August of 1997! Congrats, Patrick!
APRIL FOOLS! Nobody actually entered the contest. Which is a good thing, because that means people are cleaning their freezers more regularly.
Enjoy your normal day and beware of pranksters!